One More Shot at Alternative Christmas Lyrics

This final set of alternative lyrics to a Christmas tune will probably require some work on your part. The original tune was a derivative of Happy Holidays sung by Andy Williams on his Christmas Album. All it took was one or three shots of tequila to inspire this NSFW version.

Happy holidays, everyone.

HAPPY HOLIDAY / THE HOLIDAY SEASON

Happy holiday (happy holiday)

Happy holiday (happy holiday)

While the jolly balls keep swinging

Happy holiday to you

(happy holiday) (happy holiday)

It’s the holiday season

And Sexy Claus is coming down

The Christmas snow bunnies will gather ‘round

‘Cause when sexy Santa gets into town

There’ll be fun filled times all round and round

(There’ll be cumming all round and round)

It’s the holiday season 

And Santa Claus has got a toy

For every good girl and every good boy

‘Cause everybody deserves loads of joy

When he’s coming down the chimney, down

(We’ll spread lovin’ all round and round)

He’ll have a fat cock that’s hard as a rock

Ready for action all over the block

So grab some lube to get in your groove

As Santa always aims to please

It’s the holiday season (the holiday season)

So hoop-de-do and dickory dock

And don’t forget condoms to cover your cock

‘Cause when the clock rolls ‘round twelve o’clock

There’ll be fun filled times all round and round

(There’ll be cumming all round and round)

He’ll have a fat cock that’s hard as a rock

And Santa’s always able to please his flock

So grab some lube to get in your groove

‘Cause Santa always aims to please

It’s the holiday season (the holiday season)

So hoop-de-do and dickory dock

As in walks Santa’s reindeer flock

All itchin’ for a lickin’ to give and to get

That’ll make all the cherries

Makin’ all the cherries

Makin’ all the cherries pop

(happy holidays)

Fun filled holidays

(happy holidays)

Sexy holidays

While merry balls keep giving

Happy holidays to you