Time to Celebrate the Holiday Season

Well, it’s that time. We’ve made it to the end of another Gregorian Calendar year, and time to celebrate the holiday season. If you’re a Santa Claus believer, then the traditional versions of these tunes below will be familiar to you. But not the words.

Nay, these lyrics offer a different, playful perspective on what your holiday season may offer. Some are cutesy playful, some carry more depth than some wish to experience. All should be taken with a cup of whimsy.

So cue up the band, wrap yourself in that special outfit, and have a fun time with those that matter. May your days and nights be merry and bright, and may all your outcomes be white.

MUST BE SEXY MRS. CLAUS (sung to Must Be Santa)

Who likes a cock that’s long and thick?
Sexy Mrs. Claus likes them long and thick
Who’s got a pussy hot and slick?
Sexy Mrs. Claus gets so hot and slick
Long and thick
Hot and slick
Must be sexy
Must be sexy
Must be sexy Mrs. Claus

Who has a clit with a cherry bud?
Sexy Mrs. Claus has a cherry bud
Who likes to cum with a squirting flood
Sexy Mrs. Claus has orgasmic floods
Cherry bud
Squirting flood
Long and thick
Hot and slick
Must be sexy
Must be sexy
Must be sexy Mrs. Claus

Who loves a gangbang on Christmas eve?
Sexy Mrs. Claus bangs on Christmas eve
Screws all the elves on Christmas eve?
Sexy Mrs. Claus leaves them drained and pleased
Christmas eve
Drained and pleased
Cherry bud
Squirting flood
Long and thick
Hot and slick
Must be sexy
Must be sexy
Must be sexy Mrs. Claus

Who wears a cage on his Christmas roam?
Santa wears a cage on his Christmas roam
Cleans all the creampie when he gets home
Santa cleans the creampies when he gets home
Christmas roam
Creampie home
Christmas eve
Drained and pleased
Cherry bud
Squirting flood
Long and thick
Hot and slick
Must be sexy
Must be sexy
Must be sexy Mrs. Santa Claus

I SAW MY GIRL SUCKING SANTA CLAUS (sung to I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)

I saw my girl sucking Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t hear me squeak
From my corner cuck chair seat
My caged cock straining harder
As the tip began to leak

Then I saw my girl fucking Santa Claus
Grinding till her cunt was filled with white
Oh what a treat it would have been
If I could have cleaned them then
My girl fucking Santa Claus last night

I saw my girl sucking Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t hear me squeak
From my corner cuck chair seat
My caged cock straining harder
As the tip began to leak

Then I saw my girl fucking Santa Claus
Grinding till her cunt was filled with white
Oh what a treat it would have been
If I could have cleaned them then
My girl fucking Santa Claus last night

My girl fucking Santa Claus last night

WHITE CHRISTMAS

I’m dreaming of a white christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
When my cock was twitching
From cum loads dripping
Across your face and chest aglow

I’m dreaming of a white christmas
With all my masturbation might
May your pleasures be long and tight
And may all your sated holes drip white

HOT WIFE NIGHT (sung to Silent Night)

Hot wife night
Horny night
All is calm
All is right
Happy hot wife fucked well through the night
Satisfied pussy all glistening and bright
Sleep with hubby in peace
Sleep with hubby in peace

Hot wife night
Horny night
Cucky quakes at the sight
Confident bulls treat his woman so right
Orgasms echoing well through the night
She’s a goddess tonight
She’s a goddess tonight

Hot wife night
Horny night
Fiery mouths lash and bite
Every opening filled to airtight
Howls of pleasure can’t help but delight
She’s been cared for so right
She’s been cared for so right

Hot wife night
Horny night
All is calm
All is right
Happy hot wife fucked well through the night
Satisfied pussy all glistening and bright
Sleep with hubby in peace
Sleep with hubby in peace

SIREN NIGHT (sung to Silent Night)

Siren night
Horny night
All may come
All excite
Round up yon players with hungry eyes bright
Savoring orgasmic pleasures ‘til light
Keeping the cuddle pits warm
Keeping the cuddle pits warm

Siren night
Horny night
Shepherd in
Carnal delights
Shamelessly playing out fantasies right
Letting adventure take you to new heights
Laughing and loving ‘til morn
Laughing and loving ‘til morn

Siren night
Horny night
Toys are cleaned
Mood lighting right
Lubes and towels ready so all can feel right
Prodigious condoms so no one’s too tight
Sated smiles glowing at dawn
Sated smiles glowing at dawn

Siren night
Horny night
Welcome in
Those that might
Want to relax and just watch from afar
Some slipping out to have sex in their car
Some people choosing their ones
Everyone finding their fun

Siren night
Horny night
Welcoming in
Novices right
Pineapple people sharing their insights
Respecting boundaries while opening minds
Moans, sighs and giggles all night
Much to the players delight

HAPPY HORNY DAYS (sung to Happy Holidays)

Happy horny days (happy holiday)
Happy horny days (happy holiday)
While the jolly balls keep swinging
Happy horny days to you
(happy holiday) (happy holiday)

It’s the horny days season
And Sexy Claus is coming down
The Christmas snow bunnies will gather ‘round
‘Cause when sexy Santa gets into town
There’ll be fun filled times all round and round
(There’ll be cumming all round and round)

It’s the horny days season
And Santa Claus has got a toy
For every good girl and every good boy
‘Cause everybody deserves loads of joy
When he’s coming down the chimney, down
(We’ll spread lovin’ all round and round)

He’ll have a fat cock that’s hard as a rock
Ready for action all over the block
So grab some lube to get in your groove
As Santa always aims to please

It’s the horny days season (the holiday season)
So hoop-de-do and dickory dock
And don’t forget condoms to cover your cock
‘Cause when the clock rolls ‘round twelve o’clock
There’ll be fun filled times all round and round
(There’ll be cumming all round and round)

He’ll have a fat cock that’s hard as a rock
And Santa’s always able to please his flock
So grab some lube to get in your groove
‘Cause Santa always aims to please

It’s the horny days season (the holiday season)
So hoop-de-do and dickory dock
As in walks Santa’s reindeer flock
All itchin’ for a lickin’ to give and to get
That’ll make all the cherries
Makin’ all the cherries
Makin’ all the cherries pop

(happy holidays)
Fun filled horny days
(happy holidays)
Sexy horny days
While merry balls keep giving
Happy horny days to you

WE THREE KINGS

We three kings of orgasms are
Packing cocks to make you a star
Moans and squealing
hardly believing
Sex could be so bizarre

CHORUS:
O balls of wonder, cocks of might
Makes your face aglow and bright
Giving pleasures without measures
Fill me wherever you like

Born to urge your orgasmic heights
Tongues to treat your clitoris right
Strength forever, yielding never
Lapping with joyous delight

CHORUS

Tubes of lubes to make sex so fun
Large strong hands to strike at your bum
Big cocks filling
All those willing
To milk them ‘til they come

CHORUS

I’m a strong man aiming to please
All your needs, so onto your knees
Spread your cheeks wide
Plundering inside
Your silky depths with ease

CHORUS

I am filled with appetite
For your body, what a great sight
Ride me hard now
Knowing inside how
Hard you will come tonight

MODIFIED CHORUS

Balls of wonder, cocks of might
Makes your face aglow and bright
Giving pleasures without measures
Rocking your world all night

LITTLE PLEASURE TOY (Sung to Little Drummer Boy)

Come, she coaxed me, purr-rumble-pum-pum
The new vibrator hummed, purr-rumble-pum-pum
Her finest toy to bring, purr-rumble-pum-pum
Orgasms deep in me, purr-rumble-pum-pum
Rumble-pum-pum, rumble-pum-pum

Then, I begged of her, purr-rumble-pum-pum
Please, let me come

Little baby, purr-rumble-pum-pum
Your bound so sweet and tight, purr-rumble-pum-pum
I have release to bring, purr-rumble-pum-pum
Your ache will scream and sing, purr-rumble-pum-pum
Rumble-pum-pum, rumble-pum-pum

Shall I let you come? purr-rumble-pum-pum
Please let me come

Mary nodded, purr-rumble-pum-pum
She changed the speed and time, purr-rumble-pum-pum
I arched my back so high, purr-rumble-pum-pum
As heat built up inside, purr-rumble-pum-pum
Rumble-pum-pum, rumble-pum-pum

Then, she smiled and said, purr-rumble-pum-pum
Beg me to come

I ached deep inside, purr-rumble-pum-pum
“Please, fuck me hard,” I cried, purr-rumble-pum-pum
She hit my clit just right, purr-rumble-pum-pum
I came with all my might, purr-rumble-pum-pum
Rumble-pum-pum, rumble-pum-pum

Then, she cuddled me, purr-rumble-pum-pum
As my clit hummed

DICKS AND BALLS (Sung to Deck The Halls)

Dicks and balls are all around us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Satisfying all who join us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Dawn we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
As we sing our lurid carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the range of cocks before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike the bums and come explore us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Bring your lubes and pack your condoms
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
There’ll be lots of mouths and tight buns
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Grab the tape, we’ll want to measure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
All the inches we can pleasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Milky white cum on and in us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sated laughter all around us
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Rock those abs and work those hips now
Fa la la la la, la la la la
You’ve got more, so shoot it somehow
Fa la la la la, la la la la
We all want to savor delights
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Til the night gives way to sunlight
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fa la la la la, la la la la