DIVERSIFYING, WRITING AND LYRICAL WHIMS

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It doesn’t take much for my bipolar mind to wander during this time of year, as stresses pour in from all sides. Fortunately, next month’s online lifestyle event, holiday tunes and tequila resulted in nights of whimsical lyric creation and furious writing. The latter means I have plenty of stories to entertain you with in 2023.

But first, a happy December wish to all. Tis the season of Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Bodhi Day and more. Of Sinterklaas and Yuletide Lads, Las Posadas and Boxing Day. All share the common theme of celebrating each other and things that bring us together. A time of joy and love.

Thanks to the real and potential impacts of a really rich guy buying and manipulating a popular social media platform it’s also a time to diversify my content locations. This, and other life adventures, have preoccupied me and kept me from finishing a blog post for December. The good news for me is that my post for January is done and ready to use.

So why not just post that one now? Because it’s related to a cuckolding story I’d posted on another site, and the diverse responses it received. It was influenced by the amazing people who pulled off CuckWeek in January of 2022, which brought together purveyors, scholars, writers and practitioners for an inclusive event celebrating cuckold and female led relationships. There’s an effort to do it again during the last week of January, so that post will wait until then.

However, mulling over and writing content for that event while hearing holiday tunes and performing winter clearing of shrubs and trees took my quirky brain into fun places, resulting in revamped lyrics of some popular Christmas carols. Here are two of them for your bemusement.

Sing along if you know it. Here’s wishing all your cravings come true.

MUST BE SANTA

Who likes a cock that’s long and thick?

Sexy Mrs. Claus likes them long and thick.

Who’s got a pussy hot and slick?

Sexy Mrs. Claus gets so hot and slick

Long and thick

Hot and slick.

Must be sexy

Must be sexy

Must be sexy Mrs. Claus

Who has a clit with a cherry bud?

Sexy Mrs. Claus has a cherry bud.

Who likes to cum with a squirting flood

Sexy Mrs. Claus has orgasmic floods

Cherry bud

Squirting flood

Long and thick

Hot and slick

Must be sexy

Must be sexy

Must be sexy Mrs. Claus

Who loves a gangbang on Christmas eve?

Sexy Mrs. Claus bangs on Christmas eve.

Screws all the elves on Christmas eve?

Sexy Mrs. Claus leaves them drained and pleased

Christmas eve

Drained and pleased

Cherry bud

Squirting flood

Long and thick

Hot and slick

Must be sexy

Must be sexy

Must be sexy Mrs. Claus

Who wears a cage on his Christmas roam?

Santa wears a cage on his Christmas roam

Cleans up the creampie when he gets home

Santa cleans the creampies when he gets home

Christmas roam

Creampie home

Christmas eve

Drained and pleased

Cherry bud

Squirting flood

Long and thick

Hot and slick

Must be sexy

Must be sexy

Must be sexy Mrs. Santa Claus

I SAW MY GIRL SUCKING SANTA CLAUS

I saw my girl sucking Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

She didn’t hear me squeak

From my corner cuck chair seat

My caged cock straining harder

As the tip began to leak

Then I saw my girl fucking Santa Claus

Grinding till her cunt was filled with white

Oh what a treat it would have been

If I could have cleaned them then

My girl fucking Santa Claus last night

I saw my girl sucking Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

She didn’t hear me squeak

From my corner cuck chair seat

My caged cock straining harder

As the tip began to leak

Then I saw my girl fucking Santa Claus

Grinding till her cunt was filled with white

Oh what a treat it would have been

If I could have cleaned them then

My girl fucking Santa Claus last night

My girl fucking Santa Claus last night